In the land of the dumbass, the smartass is king
My mind is a medusa of lacerating whips
Grab on to your giant sugary beverage because there’s more coming
Go ahead and unleash your pitbulls cause I am already up the damn tree
Sending down spittle of sarcasm and irony into your eyes
There’s no wifi up here and that’s according to plan
I got my allies crawling out of tin shacks in the periphery
Taking you to task, cutting off your minutes and erasing your tattoos
You’re left with nothing but an empty field and a wall
Better learn to do some flips.
THE MOSSY BOG 